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I was on Facebook Yesterday.

Look at how big of a nerd I am. It is a sad sight, let me tell you… so how about you back off? Give me a break for once!

I had not been on FB in awhile.

Look at this:

It had been awhile and these are the choices now:

So…

I mean, what is this even? … Crisis Response? Why? There are too many features, man. It tells me to “see more…” but what the hell else could that be? How is there more? I’m truly afraid to see what more is here.

No time for jokes.

I wanted to post something that said, “I love you guys! Thanks for the support and always being there!”

When I went to post, this came up:

What the hell is this?

(Note: if you type “god” into an iPhone it will capitalize it.)

What are the colors for? What could those colors possibly be for?

Did I push one of the color boxes? No. I did not. I still have no idea what they do. And you know what? I’m glad. I don’t care what they do.

Look, whatever. I’m just terrified of FB now. If you love it, I get it. Who am I?

Still…

PART II.

Remember Napster?

I’m just going to say: what a joyous time to be alive that was. Hahahahahahha I can’t believe it took so long for The Overlordz to take it down. I only say that because the outrageous cruelty and coldness of Big Money is hilarious. Hilarious in a sad way, but still hilarious.

PART III. Society

Isn’t it amazing how much people love money? That’s all I have to say about this.

Oh,

I bought a whole bunch of cryptocurrency and I am never going to get rid of it. Meaning, I’m not going to do anything with it. I will die with my stupid wallet full of dumb crypto. Why? The simple, brainless act of putting my extra money into some bizarre thing I didn’t understand and “oh, hey, now it’s worth a fortune” and now I’m a genius for some reason and etc… the circumstance is too much for me to handle right now.

It is all so absurd.

But I hope people have fun with their money.

Buy stuff.

On FB, I guess? I think you can?

Well…

It is what it is?




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